Classic Hoodie
Black / S
$75.50 CAD
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**Every workplace has one. If nobody comes to mind… this could get awkward.**
The credit collector. The professional yes-person. The one whose nose gets browner while everyone else gets buried.
With **“Every Workplace Has a Token Brown Noser”** on the front and **“Shit Rolls Downhill”** on the back, this hoodie delivers a full performance review—coming and going.
For everyone who’s ever carried the workload while somebody else carried the boss’s coffee. Wear it off shift, on your way out, or to the staff meeting if your retirement plan is “we’ll see what happens.”
**Flipped Stitch Youniverse. Because some workplace observations deserve to leave the group chat.**
· 7.5 oz./yd.² (254 g/m²) cotton-rich fleece
· 80% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 20% polyester
· Heather Grey: 75% ring-spun cotton, 25% polyester
· Forest, other Heather colors, Light Pink, Maroon, Military Green, and Purple: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
· Solid colors feature a 100% cotton face
· Reactive-dyed fabric for longer-lasting color
· Jersey-lined hood with matching flat drawcord
· Relaxed drop-shoulder design
· Front pouch pocket
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband with 5% spandex for added stretch
· Tear-away label
· USMCA certified
· Blank product sourced from Mexico
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Classic Hoodie
$75.50 CAD
**Every workplace has one. If nobody comes to mind… this could get awkward.**
The credit collector. The professional yes-person. The one whose nose gets browner while everyone else gets buried.
With **“Every Workplace Has a Token Brown Noser”** on the front and **“Shit Rolls Downhill”** on the back, this hoodie delivers a full performance review—coming and going.
For everyone who’s ever carried the workload while somebody else carried the boss’s coffee. Wear it off shift, on your way out, or to the staff meeting if your retirement plan is “we’ll see what happens.”
**Flipped Stitch Youniverse. Because some workplace observations deserve to leave the group chat.**
· 7.5 oz./yd.² (254 g/m²) cotton-rich fleece
· 80% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 20% polyester
· Heather Grey: 75% ring-spun cotton, 25% polyester
· Forest, other Heather colors, Light Pink, Maroon, Military Green, and Purple: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
· Solid colors feature a 100% cotton face
· Reactive-dyed fabric for longer-lasting color
· Jersey-lined hood with matching flat drawcord
· Relaxed drop-shoulder design
· Front pouch pocket
· Ribbed cuffs and waistband with 5% spandex for added stretch
· Tear-away label
· USMCA certified
· Blank product sourced from Mexico
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 66 | 86.4-91.4 | 86.4 |
| M | 71.1 | 96.5-101.6 | 89 |
| L | 73.7 | 106.7-111.8 | 91.4 |
| XL | 76.2 | 116.8-122 | 94 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 127-132 | 96.5 |